
I had no idea that the hot kid from Princess Diaries is the even hotter Jason Schwartzman’s brother!
I'm Jess and I'm 17.
I love Harry Potter, reading, and watching movies.

I had no idea that the hot kid from Princess Diaries is the even hotter Jason Schwartzman’s brother!
like nobodies business
http://www.formspring.me/posterofagirll
please? i really don’t want to write this memoir
(via fuckyeahprettygirls)

Why He’s Hot:
- His stare. It will pierce your fucking SOUL. I swear to god, Michael C. Hall can get anyone to do whatever the hell he wants with those eyes of his. No—it’s not even the eyes. It’s just that look that he gives. Don’t even try to tell me you wouldn’t drop your pants in a heartbeat for that. Or for this. Or this. Or this. Or this.
- The natural-ness (in addition to the perfection) of his hair is abso-fucking-lutely more attractive than any man who has to spend time on his. I mean, you can tell that all this man has to do is step out of the shower, shake his head, and towel dry it for two seconds. No preparation involved. That makes a man 99999 times infinity sexier. And not to mention the reddish-brown hair color he’s got….plus the curls at the ends of his hair are adorable. :D
- Flawless features mean a flawless man. Look at those perfect cheekbones and that strong jaw. Not to mention his beautiful torso.
- He’s one of the few men out there who actually look clean (and sexier) with a little bit of The Scruff and beard. Goddammit, just looking at these pictures is making me sweat.
- No matter his facial expression, Michael commands an aura of sexy-ness, like when he’s confused, goofy (by the way, check the gorgeous teeth), wincing in pain , or sleepy . Honestly, I don’t give a fuck which face he’s wearing. He’s the most subtly sexy man I’ve ever witnessed. I’d kill just to touch him.
I’m writing in your formspring, I don’t really know you but you seem really nice. -not matt lambert
Hey not matt lambert! Even though I have absolutely NO IDEA who you are, you seem really nice as well! Maybe you will one day reveal who you are to me in real life and we can talk. :p
Clearly not so popular on Tumblr as I only got one thing in my formspring, I guess I’ll live orrrrrr you could write more?!

Today was a good day! I helped finish decorate the cafeteria for Snowball, after school me and the other kids who went to Rwanda did an informal presentation for a handful of teachers about the trip/experience and it went SO WELL, and then I got the cutest heels to go with my dress. I can’t wait for Snowball tomorrow, i’ve never gone and I don’t care how lame it is hahaha
i’m bored and no one ever writes in my formspring so start :p